One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
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He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
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What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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