we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
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just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
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If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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