Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
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I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
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Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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