wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
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Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
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I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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