her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
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Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I need moral support for this bender
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
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Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
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