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• (+91): View more from India

  Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.

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  what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time

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• (559): View more from California

  You realize it's finals week?

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  Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.

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  I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!

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• (518): View more from New York

  I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.

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• (315): View more from New York

  I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.

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