New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
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YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
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Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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