You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
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i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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