i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
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Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
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Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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