Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
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At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
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last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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