Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
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Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
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you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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