Sry I called you an 8
I CAN MOONWALK!
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
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Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
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Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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