There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
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some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
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On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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