**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
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I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
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He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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