This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
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I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
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No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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