at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
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My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
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she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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