okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
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I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
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I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
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