i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
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I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
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I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
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