where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
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She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
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I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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