Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
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You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
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True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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