Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
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We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
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Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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