i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
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He called his prostate his "boner button".
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
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Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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