There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
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I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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