Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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