Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
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Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
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This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
its liver damage thursday
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