I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
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Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
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How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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