The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
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ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
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I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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