Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
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2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
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After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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