Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
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Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
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tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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