you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
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i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
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Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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