one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
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some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
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I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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