he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
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Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
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So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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