Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
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Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
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I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
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