i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
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these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
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How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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