that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
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A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
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It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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