Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
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So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
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He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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