i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
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Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
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Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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