She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
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When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
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Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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