i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
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mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
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IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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