But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
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the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
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aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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