all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
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Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
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shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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