Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
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All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
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no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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