why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
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I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
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Everyone says I win the strip club
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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