i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
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How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
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I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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