Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
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My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Still dying that you shit outside
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
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He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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