Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
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OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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