Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
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Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
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dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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