Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
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She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
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WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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