Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
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I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
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I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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