and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
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He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
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seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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