Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
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a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
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Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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